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The Binary clock

Check this shit out- the Binary Clock.

Update: Even cooler- a binary clock that you can actually buy.

A binary clock that you can buy

Update 2: Even fucking cooler- binary wrist watches (Thanks for the tip Ninja)

Here’s the fineprint…

If you submit a slogan to us and we like it enough to add it to the store we’ll give you a buck in store credit. We’ll throw a monkey wrench in things a bit by requiring you to build up $20 in credit to redeem it-when you get to magic #20 we’ll send you a $20 gift certificate to the store.

We’re not keeping track of slogan submitters, so if you’re going to make a run for it please keep a list handy to send in when you hit #20. At that point we’ll probably know you pretty well, but just the same…

You can email us at offbinary@gmail.com to submit a new slogan or drop a comment in one of the Slogan Submission posts here on the blog. Here’s the most recent post where you can leave your brilliant new fuckbomb- What should our new slogan be?

We just added a few new sections, with more to come.

The Bush Zone– All the slogans slamming George Bush and his crew.

The Geek Zone– Geeky cool slogans settle in here.

On top of that we’ve added the following new slogans:

Fuck Bush

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly

A bunch of fucking ones and zeros

Thanks to Ninja_In_Pajamas for suggesting that last one.


Ahh yes, that old geek standby quote:”There are 10 kinds of people- those who understand binary and those who don’t

In the case that you are one of the kinds of people who does not understand binary, ’10’ in binary is equal to 2 in base 10 numbers.

Think about how fucking cool you would be sporting a messenger bag with this gem of a slogan.

Geek on.

Just got a new batch of slogans up at the store!

Fuck That.

Fuck That– Sometimes you just gotta say “Fuck That”.

Fuck this Jock

Fuck Jocks– This one is for the nerds and dorks. Let’s admit it, we all knew dickhead jocks- fuck them.

Lord Xenu

Fuck Xenu– The evil lord responsible for all the sins of the world, at least according to those nutjobs the Scientologists. Fuck that guy.

Fuck Tom Cruise

Fuck Scientology– See above. Those guys are fucking nuts. Fuck Tom and Beck and John.

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01000111 01100101 01100101 01101011 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

Here are the first results in searches for Offbinary slogans over at YouTube. We don’t endorse any of this shit but did think the first one was really funny.


Fuck You

I am Terrorist

What do you think? Leave your suggestions here in comments…

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