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Woot! for 2007.

How bad is your hangover today?


Here’s the fineprint…

If you submit a slogan to us and we like it enough to add it to the store we’ll give you a buck in store credit. We’ll throw a monkey wrench in things a bit by requiring you to build up $20 in credit to redeem it-when you get to magic #20 we’ll send you a $20 gift certificate to the store.

We’re not keeping track of slogan submitters, so if you’re going to make a run for it please keep a list handy to send in when you hit #20. At that point we’ll probably know you pretty well, but just the same…

You can email us at to submit a new slogan or drop a comment in one of the Slogan Submission posts here on the blog. Here’s the most recent post where you can leave your brilliant new fuckbomb- What should our new slogan be?

We just added a few new sections, with more to come.

The Bush Zone– All the slogans slamming George Bush and his crew.

The Geek Zone– Geeky cool slogans settle in here.

On top of that we’ve added the following new slogans:

Fuck Bush

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly

A bunch of fucking ones and zeros

Thanks to Ninja_In_Pajamas for suggesting that last one.

Fuck that.

This is the blog of the folks behind Offensively Binary. We’re going to make a post for every new slogan that we kick out and whenever we feel like it. We promise nothing more.