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We just added a few new sections, with more to come.

The Bush Zone– All the slogans slamming George Bush and his crew.

The Geek Zone– Geeky cool slogans settle in here.

On top of that we’ve added the following new slogans:

Fuck Bush

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly

A bunch of fucking ones and zeros

Thanks to Ninja_In_Pajamas for suggesting that last one.



Ahh yes, that old geek standby quote:”There are 10 kinds of people- those who understand binary and those who don’t

In the case that you are one of the kinds of people who does not understand binary, ’10’ in binary is equal to 2 in base 10 numbers.

Think about how fucking cool you would be sporting a messenger bag with this gem of a slogan.

Geek on.

Just got a new batch of slogans up at the store!

Fuck That.

Fuck That– Sometimes you just gotta say “Fuck That”.

Fuck this Jock

Fuck Jocks– This one is for the nerds and dorks. Let’s admit it, we all knew dickhead jocks- fuck them.

Lord Xenu

Fuck Xenu– The evil lord responsible for all the sins of the world, at least according to those nutjobs the Scientologists. Fuck that guy.

Fuck Tom Cruise

Fuck Scientology– See above. Those guys are fucking nuts. Fuck Tom and Beck and John.

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