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Check this shit out- the Binary Clock.

Update: Even cooler- a binary clock that you can actually buy.

Update 2: Even fucking cooler- binary wrist watches (Thanks for the tip Ninja)

If you submit a slogan to us and we like it enough to add it to the store we’ll give you a buck in store credit. We’ll throw a monkey wrench in things a bit by requiring you to build up $20 in credit to redeem it-when you get to magic #20 we’ll send you a $20 gift certificate to the store.

We’re not keeping track of slogan submitters, so if you’re going to make a run for it please keep a list handy to send in when you hit #20. At that point we’ll probably know you pretty well, but just the same…

You can email us at offbinary@gmail.com to submit a new slogan or drop a comment in one of the Slogan Submission posts here on the blog. Here’s the most recent post where you can leave your brilliant new fuckbomb- What should our new slogan be?

The Bush Zone- All the slogans slamming George Bush and his crew.

The Geek Zone- Geeky cool slogans settle in here.

On top of that we’ve added the following new slogans:

Fuck Bush

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly

A bunch of fucking ones and zeros

Thanks to Ninja_In_Pajamas for suggesting that last one.

Ahh yes, that old geek standby quote:”There are 10 kinds of people- those who understand binary and those who don’t“

In the case that you are one of the kinds of people who does not understand binary, ’10′ in binary is equal to 2 in base 10 numbers.

Think about how fucking cool you would be sporting a messenger bag with this gem of a slogan.

Geek on.

Fuck That- Sometimes you just gotta say “Fuck That”.

Fuck Jocks- This one is for the nerds and dorks. Let’s admit it, we all knew dickhead jocks- fuck them.

Fuck Xenu- The evil lord responsible for all the sins of the world, at least according to those nutjobs the Scientologists. Fuck that guy.

Fuck Scientology- See above. Those guys are fucking nuts. Fuck Tom and Beck and John.

01000111 01100101 01100101 01101011 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

“fuck“

“Fuck You“

“I am Terrorist“

Who will be the first geek to leave a comment on where this comes from?

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