Happy Fucking New Year

Woot! for 2007.

How bad is your hangover today?

Submit a slogan, if we add it to the store we’ll give you $1 in store credit

Here’s the fineprint…

If you submit a slogan to us and we like it enough to add it to the store we’ll give you a buck in store credit. We’ll throw a monkey wrench in things a bit by requiring you to build up $20 in credit to redeem it-when you get to magic #20 we’ll send you a $20 gift certificate to the store.

We’re not keeping track of slogan submitters, so if you’re going to make a run for it please keep a list handy to send in when you hit #20. At that point we’ll probably know you pretty well, but just the same…

You can email us at offbinary@gmail.com to submit a new slogan or drop a comment in one of the Slogan Submission posts here on the blog. Here’s the most recent post where you can leave your brilliant new fuckbomb- What should our new slogan be?

Some changes at the store and too many new slogan adds for this title

We just added a few new sections, with more to come.

The Bush Zone- All the slogans slamming George Bush and his crew.

The Geek Zone- Geeky cool slogans settle in here.

On top of that we’ve added the following new slogans:

Fuck Bush

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code

I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user-friendly

A bunch of fucking ones and zeros

Thanks to Ninja_In_Pajamas for suggesting that last one.

Hello world!

Fuck that.

This is the blog of the folks behind Offensively Binary. We’re going to make a post for every new slogan that we kick out and whenever we feel like it. We promise nothing more.