Here’s the fineprint…

If you submit a slogan to us and we like it enough to add it to the store we’ll give you a buck in store credit. We’ll throw a monkey wrench in things a bit by requiring you to build up $20 in credit to redeem it-when you get to magic #20 we’ll send you a $20 gift certificate to the store.

We’re not keeping track of slogan submitters, so if you’re going to make a run for it please keep a list handy to send in when you hit #20. At that point we’ll probably know you pretty well, but just the same…

You can email us at offbinary@gmail.com to submit a new slogan or drop a comment in one of the Slogan Submission posts here on the blog. Here’s the most recent post where you can leave your brilliant new fuckbomb- What should our new slogan be?